Sunday, November 15, 2009

"...over my lap, so we can talk..."

I have been dreaming a lot lately. As some of you know that is unheard of for me. But I have been and I have no idea why. The other night I kept dreaming people were telling me things. I cannot remember if any of the things were super important, but the dreams were so damn vivid, that the following day I had to ask a few times, "Did you by any chance tell me that last night before bed?" simply because I thought maybe some of the revelations had not been dreams. Of course, every time I asked that, the person I asked looked at me like I needed to be institutionalized, so I just stopped asking.

Last night I dreamt of brownies. Tons and tons and tons of brownies. Varied brownies. All kinds of brownies. And I kept eating them in the dream way beyond where I would have gotten sick in real life. Now,it's a bit of a no-brainer, really. Before bed I was flipping through Gooseberry Patch: Christmas Book 9 and marking the items and crafts I wanted to make to giveaway for the holidays. Yes, yes, dirty girl is a crafter too! (I love being diverse)

One of the items I marked were buck eye brownies. Yum. And I don't think my dream was a distress call due to the whole Gluten-free thing because we have found mixes that the house agrees are not just as good as, but better than regular brownies. So they could be used in the recipe or a great homemade GF recipes could be substitued. Orrrrrr, since they are gifts in some instances, they could simply be regular ol' brownies chock full of gluten!

So, I have no idea why the brownies were front and center in my dreams. But I do remember eating them and eating them and eating them and then very panic-stricken thinking, "Oh, my god, I have to stop eating these! This is insane!" And then there was the part where the man patted his lap and said, "Belly up--over my lap--so we can talk. Now...let's talk about how many damn brownies you ate."

Um...You don't think that was where my brain was going do you?


XOXO
Sommer
p.s. fabulous paddle available here. You'll have to wait for Christmas for the brownies...



Saturday, November 14, 2009

i look for vintage lingerie...


We're off to the Flea Market today. Very, very soon, once I down this coffee in fact. I love the flea markets/yard sales/garage sales/or as my New England kin say "tag sales". I've gotten my kids addicted over the last few years too. Flea Markets are how my kiddos discovered some of their true loves. Scarves for the girl child, fedoras for the boy. Me, I look for vintage lingerie, vintage jewelry, old cookware/enamel ware, thing I can alter for crafting and anything unusual that you will not see ten times when you walk down the street. My best finds the last few years would have to be a cowboy tapestry from Italy, a horrible sixties print for the wall, an evil eye bracelet and a pair of boots that any good Dominatrix would wear for only three bucks.

What about you? What do you look for? Or do you shun second hands and their fleas? I mean, I know some people do, but oh...the horror! And oh the fun that is missed out on digging! Tell me, tell me, tell me! :)

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, November 13, 2009

pretty-pretty-shiny-shiny



My birthday isn't until December 1st, but this is my gift. My perfect, shiny, pretty engagement ring resized so I can wear it all the time now. Again. I've been wanting this for a long, long time. I'm so excited and the crappy camera phone does very little to show you how gorgeous it looks (because they cleaned it and shined it to show off the spectacular stone). Camera phone doesn't do much for my hand either, but screw it. I've been admiring my precious all day long. What? Oh, I meant ring. Didn't mean to go all Gollum on your asses.

XOXO

Sommer

“I think I might have fucked myself to death.”


You know I had to celebrate a special day like Friday the 13th since 13 is my lucky number. Soooooo lucky and cherished I named my anthology after it.


To celebrate I have put in a snippet from one of my favorite stories ever, "Kissing Me Sexy", conveniently located right in Lucky 13 for your reading enjoyment.

I have a hot fire story to work on since FIRE won yesterday's vote and I have edits and I didn't get nearly enough sleep and had a rough-ish night so I think I hear a vat of coffee calling my name. And I have to go turn the TV channel off of cartoons before my brain leaks out of my ears. Oh look! Too late! (o_O)

XOXO
Sommer

Frome KISSING ME SEXY by Sommer Marsden
copyright Sommer Marsden

“Sara, are you okay?”

I closed my eyes, embarrassment flooding my face, even though my husband couldn’t see me. “I think I might have fucked myself to death,” I said quietly.

“What? Wait a minute, hon. I can’t hear you. Let me get somewhere quiet.” After a moment, the noise level dropped dramatically. “What was that?”

“I said…” I sighed and shook my head, eyeing the hive on my wrist, “I think I might have fucked myself to death.”

First came dead silence, followed swiftly by quiet laughter. “Are you trying to be bad without me?”

“I was bad without you! Three times. But now…” I sighed again.

“Now?”

“I have a hive and my tongue’s a little swollen and I forgot all about the latex allergy cause it’s never…you know, it’s never bothered me internally. I don’t want to die from masturbation.”

This time the laughter was louder and I could picture him shaking his head in that way he does when I do something dumb. “I’m sure it’s just a mild reaction. Any trouble breathing?”

“A little,” I admitted, “but I think it’s because I’m scared.”

“Take a Benadryl and have a glass of wine. The Benadryl will help the hives, the wine will help you. Do you want me to come home?”

“No!” That would make the night worse. He’d been waiting ages to see this band. “Just keep the phone on vibrate so I can get you if…”

“Sara, you’re not going to die, baby. Listen, if you were going to have a severe reaction, it would have happened by now.”

I nodded and scratched my wrist. “Okay.”

“And you know what this means, don’t you?” he said softly. Even staring possible death in the face, the warm, rich tone of his voice lit me up on the inside.

“What?”

“I have to buy you some new toys. Maybe a nice glass dildo will do the trick.”

I laughed. A long, sincere laugh. “You’d better. I love you. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be sorry and I love you, too. And you better call me if you need me. Got it?”

“Got it,” I said and hung up.

How embarrassing to do yourself to death. I took a Benadryl and then poured a glass of wine. I would sit down, relax and be calm. Once I calmed down, things would improve greatly. I was sure of it.

One pill, one glass of wine, and one hour later, I could barely keep my eyes open. Antihistamines plus wine equals exhaustion.

I crawled into bed and that was the last thing I remembered. Until he was kissing me.
Nice kisses. Warm, soft gentle kisses. Pressing his full lips against mine. I let him play his mouth over mine. I felt him brush his hands along my jaw, stroke my hair. I hummed happily.

“Kissing me sexy,” I mumbled. That hadn’t come out right. The pill and the wine had put me into a very deep sleep.

“What, beautiful? Kissing me sexy, what does that mean?” Al asked, laughing. Then he kissed me again and my brain went all soft and happy.

“Kissing me sexy,” I sighed. Damn. I’d said it wrong again. I kissed him back and tried to gather my thoughts. “You kissing me like that. It’s sexy,” I sighed, opening my mouth to him. Tasting this warm tongue that had a slight hint of beer.

“Oh, that’s what you meant.” His hands found my breasts and gently, every so gently, he played with my nipples until I squirmed. “I like it better the way you said it. Kissing me sexy. I like that.”

He nuzzled my neck and found that secret spot that always makes me wet and pliable with just a few licks and bites. I moaned and let him have his way. Let him do what he wanted. My body felt heavy and slow but in a pleasant way. I let my husband play me like an instrument he knew by heart.

“I was worried about you,” he said. His hand cupped my mound and he pressed the heel of his hand to my already throbbing clit.

“Is that why you woke me?” I managed.

“Of course. I wanted to check you over. Make sure you were okay. Kiss you sexy,” he laughed and nudged my panties aside and plunged a finger into my fluttering cunt.

I felt like I was floating to the surface from the depths of a pond. My body going from heavy and lethargic to light and soaring. His fingers worked magic deep in me and I felt my hips thrust up to meet his strong fingers.

“I can’t really tell that you’re okay like this,” Al whispered against my breast. He sucked my nipple in and worked it with his hot tongue until I felt a little sob burst out of my throat. Then he trailed moist kisses along my naked torso. I had gone to bed in nothing but panties and for that I was grateful. He pulled the pink scrap of fabric from me and kissed my mound. “Now, I need to get a better handle on things,” he said and his hot breath insinuated itself into the already moist folds of my sex.

“Yes, please check,” I sighed.

“You really did have me worried,” he said and then his tongue took one long swipe over my clit. He peeled me back with his tongue until all feelings of lethargy were nothing more than a memory.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I'd kiss them both, to tell you the truth...

Oh, my god. Is it not gorgeous!? Here's the lineup for BLR '10:

When We Almost Met • Evan Mora
Coming Out Party • Anna Meadows
The Only Girl I Want • Sommer Marsden
Five • Cheyenne Blue
The Outside Edge • Sacchi Green
You Are a Full Moon Without Clouds • Pamela Smiley
Firsts • Hannah Quinn
Soaked • Erin O’Riordan
I Never Thought of Love • Jacqueline Applebee
Girls and Their Cars • RenĂ©e Strider
Hard to Hate Her • Kris Adams
Queens Up • Andrea Dale
Reclamation • Nell Stark and Trinity Tam
The Letting Go • Shannon Dargue
The Last Dance • Dalia Craig
All In • Radclyffe

Isn't it pretty? And I'm in it! Just look at the list if you don't believe me. A lot of new names to me on that roster which is so exciting. Can't wait to tip-toe my fingers through it. If you're on that TOC and I don't have your link up, email me at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com and I'll add you!

XOXO
Sommer

Vote for me and I'll set you free (((hey, hey)))

I love, love, love Love and Rockets. I'm showing my eighties roots. But as much as I still love them, what I don't love is the post full-length book writing let-down. Worse than post Christmas blues or post sugar rush crash. So, I can't just sit here while I wait and wait and wait for a verdict on the book I just turned in. Seriously. Tom Petty was right. The waiting is the hardest part.

I really need a new dirty story to work on. If only to distract me from my waiting. I have a few anthos I want to sub to, a few books in the works, another project and I'm having that deer in the headlights feeling. I cannot for the life of me choose one.Maybe I need a good spanking etc to clear my head and give me that intense endorpin rush. Until then, throw a girl a bone (heh) If you read this--->gimme your opinion! I simply can't choose.

Pick a number, any number. The one with the most votes at the end of the day is the one I'll turn my filthy attention to. And then I'll be able to function because I'll have a current project.


1) sugar
2) smack
3)fire
4)alt
5)trunk

Here's a little ditty for you while you choose. Enjoy.
XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

How You Like Me Now?



Just the title turns me on. And so does the song. Big,big thanks to Jo for sending it to me. It's been my soundtrack to editing my wolves today. And it feeds my Red Ridinghood-ish cape/coat/sweater/hoodie search (scroll down for my covetous posts)...and it calls up my snippet from Bittersweet I sent off yesterday only her red cape and lack of panties earned her a spot over the big bad wolf's...I mean new gruff man's lap. And she had more than a red cape when he was through. Whew. What? Was there a question?

Thanks again, Miss Jo! Y'all enjoy, I have to go deal with my wolves. (((yum))).

XOXO
Sommer

"How about this?"


How about a tiny snippet of Kinky For Christmas because I am up to my eyebrows in edits today and there is a nekkid man in there making me breakfast. Okay, okay--so he's not naked. Yet. But he is making me breakfast and I am snorking coffee like a champ. Kinky for Christmas kinky Kindle...say that three times fast. Heh.

XOXO

Sommer


by Sommer Marsden


“I am. I am. I‟m glad I tackled you. Although, I‟d take back the uh...” Fuck it. I ran my
hand over the fuzzy red crotch of his suit and sighed happily. He was hard and long and very ready, it seemed. “Oh gooood,” I breathed. “I was afraid I broke it.”


Caleb froze, and then his big shoulders started to shake as he laughed. He took in my confusion and leaned in, kissing me once more. “I assure you, it‟s completely unbroken. Let me show you.”
“Okay,” I said, but it was more like a wheeze. Because he was peeling off the jacket and his black T-shirt and underneath was a nice firm chest and abs that showcased a fine line of hair that led below his pants. To the sweet spot. I reached out and touched it. “Can I add that I don‟t usually jump on strange men in the dark and then let them um, well, into my home.”

“Good, because I rarely follow home women who beat on me.” He pulled my leg out straight and I let him. My heart thudded in my chest as his fingers closed around my ankle, moved up my calf. “You‟re pretty brave,” he said softly, working a sweet tender spot behind my knee. I watched the muscles in his forearm dance under the skin.

“Some might say stupid,” I said. Caleb dropped to his knees in front of me and worked on the buttons of my top. I held my breath, my ears ringing. He was so close. So there. And I wanted him so bad.

“Not stupid. You took a chance for someone else. It shows what kind of person you are. Besides smelling like cinnamon and being the kind of woman I can‟t shake from my head. Even while eating Christmas cookies and pretending to be a magical elf man.”

“You seem pretty magical,” I said and meant it. The cool air hit my nipples as he pulled my top off and they puckered instantly even with the fire burning. Caleb leaned in and captured one and then the other in his mouth. An invisible string of pleasure tugged and I
felt the suckling in my womb. My pussy flickered, begging to be filled. “Oh, God. That is too good.”

“Yeah?” He pinned me with his warm brown gaze. Kissing under my breasts, kissing down my belly.

“Yeah.” I couldn‟t breathe at all. I could see my chest fluttering from my heart beat.

“How about this?”

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

well, spank me hard...



That's something I always say. A lot of times I'm really asking for it. Okay, so most of the time I am really asking for it. But tonight I'm saying it because look at me over on Spanking Universe! I'm so excited. Mainly because my link is up on Spanking Universe but oddly I was just pulling an excerpt from the spanking scene in Bittersweet to send for a blurb...so that had me excited too! But in a totally different way.

It's a spanking night, I guess. And those panties-oh don't worry- those are already on my birthday list as a must have. Must. Have.
XOXO
Sommer

Pleasurists #53

bestparts

Best Parts by *KodoqKatie on deviantART


Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days.


Did you miss Pleasurists #52? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #54? Submit it here before Sunday November 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.


Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.


Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr


Editor’s Pick

  • Eroscillator by Epiphora

  • True to its name, the Eroscillator oscillates rather than producing regular up and down vibrations. That may not sound amazing to you, and I understand. I used to wonder what oscillating even meant. Was the attachment going to spin in circles crazily? Was it going to assault my clit? How could oscillations feel better than vibrations? Oh, it’s hilarious to think about now…


    Note: After hearing about this review for weeks and effectively building up the anticipation Epiphora has finally produced what is a truly epic review (which may actually be a love letter). Some reviews just have to be epic, the toy demands it, and true to form Epiphora delivers an amusing, honest, and well written review that fits the toy perfectly, and makes me (and possibly you too) desperately wish to own one. I consider it necessary reading.


On to the reviews…


Vibrators


Dildos


Anal Toys


Toys for Cocks



Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.


BDSM/Fetish


Adult Books/Games


Adult Movies/Porn


Sex Furniture


Storage


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Monday, November 9, 2009

"I felt...Every tummy swoop, every pain filled smack, every big "O"..."


I'm getting seriously spoiled by Seriously Reviewed. Currently you'll find a 19/20 review for my brand spanking new Bittersweet that just came out today.
As you can see from the titled, I am swooning over the nice words and want to offer a thanks for the lovely reviews.

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. I've received a few emails re: issues for the buy link. The link and site are being worked on but in the meantime Bittersweet is also available at 1RomanceEbooks, Smashwords and Kindle. :)~

Warnings: This title contains explicit sex, graphic language, spanking, bondage...

Love that warning! :)

I'm super happy--on a Monday, no less!--because my book Bittersweet is out at eXcessica today. This is the story that partially triggered my Red Riding Hoodish obsession. And yes, I'm still on the hunt for my one perfect hood.

Here's the blurb for the new book. An excerpt can be found here. Have a sweet, sweet day!

Rayka’s just looking for a peace offering for an offended client when she goes into The Good, The Sweet, and the Yummy. What she finds instead is a very intoxicating man. Deacon James is more sinful than the candy he sells, and Rayka soon finds out that he can push her farther than she ever thought she could go. Mentally, creatively, emotionally and yes–sexually. Rayka must remember it’s okay to let him have her body, let him test her limits, but she can’t let him have her heart. Besides, he’s made it perfectly clear he doesn’t want it anyway…

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. This title is also available at some of your favorite sites Amazon Kindle, 1RomancEbooks, Smashwords, Fictionwise etc. Check your favorite site! ;)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

"I feel like I’ve spent an hour in bed, being totally ravished by the words on the page."


I've gotten my first review for Corporeal. Seriously. At Seriously Reviewed. Yay. I love what was said and I'm tickled pink by~ This is what I’ve come to expect from Ellora’s Cave Quickies...Because it is my first EC pub and my first Quickie (on paper, mind you).

The whole review is here and huge thanks to Seriously Reviewed for my 9/9 and the kind words!

XOXO
Sommer

Saturday, November 7, 2009

they're up, they're down, up, down...up...down


I've become a twitter addict. Really. For someone who swore she would NEVER be on twitter, I'm a bit of a looney if I'm cut off. It totally speaks to my ADD writer thing. I write, I tweet, I write, I tweet. Write,write,write, tweettweettweettweet. Repeat as necessary.

The only thing that unnerves me about twitter is the whole following thing. First of all the term "followers" gives me the wiggins. It makes me think of cults and whatnot. Secondly, those bastards go up and down and up and down. I have lost and gained a follower simultaneously and only knew because I happened to be looking when it flashed 108-109-108 real fast. Freaky.

If you type knitting, you go up. God, you go upupup (then type spanking and you go doooooooooown--heh, but I'm always up for a good going down). Type gluten-free and you get GF followers and then type sex and you get a thousand women with webcams who can take credit cards. It's fun! And sort of strange.

Bottom line is, I'd love more followers. Even though I hate that term. I just want normal gluten-free, spank-friendly, porn accepting folks who don't mind me tweeting about a sex story one moment and homemade bread the next. You know...average people!

If you're not hooked up with me on Twitter, well, gosh, come sit in my tree and tweet at me.

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, November 6, 2009

yum sex

Kids left for a sleepover and it was a whole seven seconds before we were upstairs. It started with him whispering something filthy in my ear before I left for the grocery store. So that zipped and tingled around inside my head all day while I waited for the kids to go off on their adventure.

And then I tried to play it cool. Like I didn't care. Like it was no. big. deal. But I failed and there was sex. Really, really...yum sex. I'd call it the best sex, but Danielle would call me on it. So I'm calling it yum sex.

I might be able to wrap up this book tonight now that I'm all juiced with adrenaline. Hope your day is full of yum sex, too. Truly. I truly, truly hope that for you. Because I like you!

XOXO
Sommer

Open All Night: Claire



Once upon a time I wrote a he said/she said scenario with one P.S. Haven. It was called Open All Night and Ruthie's Club (now defunct) ran it and we got loads of nice feedback. I loved the story so much I ran my side in Lucky 13. Now, for the first time, P.S. Haven has generously run his part on his blog. So here I am, putting mine up. Read me first and then him, read him and then me, either way, I hope you like it.

It's true. There are two sides to every story. And sometimes, both sides are hot ;)

Happy Friday!
XOXO
Sommer

Open All Night: Claire
by Sommer Marsden
copyright Sommer Marsden

I’m fucking tired. Of course this isn’t new, I’m always tired now. Ever since Joey ran off with that slut from the pool hall, all the bills that once were ours are now mine. So, I do stupid-ass shit to stay afloat. Work the graveyard shift at the diner, for one thing. You get a little more pay if you’re willing to be live bait for every pervert and serial killer traveling through town.

I hear myself sigh before I know I’m going to do it. I sigh a lot these days. I slip my shoes off because no one’s here to see me break the rules—not a health inspector in sight. I glance at myself in the grungy mirror over the double sinks. There’s so much grease on it, I can barely see myself, but what I see makes me sad. A very tired woman who looks worn and beaten, where once I saw a fairly pretty, relatively happy face. I see a shell. A shell that looks like shit, to be honest.

I stare down at the dishes. Heaps of them, floating in disgusting water. It resembles the murky water of the fishing hole I used to swim in as a child. Back when I was young. Back when I laughed. But that water had been full of fish and river rocks and the occasional water snake. It was pretty in its ugliness. This water is just disgusting. I twist my hair up to get it off my face and steel myself to plunge my hands into the gray, greasy liquid.

Saved by the bell, though. And it makes me jump about a foot off the floor because it comes as a surprise. Once the dinner hour has passed and the truckers have had their fill of feeling my ass and trying to twist a nipple, I’m usually just baby-sitting the diner till the breakfast crowd comes rolling in. Tonight, though, I have a customer.

I make sure to bang through the door like Rita taught me. When she left the diner she was about eighty-eight and had dealt with everyone the interstate had to offer. She taught me how to enter like I meant it and I did—just to make sure that whoever was waiting for me knew that I wasn’t an easy mark. But when I see him my step falters. And my breath, just for a moment. No one but me would know it had happened. I’m the only one who knows that from just a glance a slow burn has started inside me. Something that I have not felt in a long time has been ignited by a total stranger.

“What’ll it be, honey?” I blurt and I’m almost certain he doesn’t notice the little tremor in my voice. He looks too tired to care if he does notice.

“Got a phone I can use?” he asks and his voice is deeper than I expect. The baby hairs on the back of my neck stand up at the sound. Not only is his voice deep but it seems unusually loud in the near silence of the room.

“There’s a pay phone across the street at Donnie’s,” I nod toward the door and when he turns I get to take him in. The dark hair that’s just a little too long. The fine webbing of laugh lines around his green eyes. The cut of his jaw and how the muscles stand out in his neck. Each feature is good—handsome. But put together, a little overwhelming. At least for me, because I haven’t looked at a man with interest in quite a while.

When he asks about a service station, my mind goes blank. I can’t seem to remember what’s around me, let alone the names. I pass it off with a joke about my cooking. If I can joke with him, I won’t feel so panicky. When he asks me if I’m Suzie, I do better—I’ve told this story so many times I can do it in my sleep. I tell him that Suzie’s brother Frank runs the place now, but he’s never here.

“Never?”

The way he says never makes my stomach turn over in a slow roll. I’m sure it’s just me, my imagination, so I blunder on, ignoring the uncertainty and excitement doing battle inside me.

“He don’t get here till about six. Not much traffic before then.” I can feel myself staring at him and what’s worse, it’s a hard stare. Not the way you’d stare at someone so you can prove they have your undivided attention. No. This is a stare that means I am taking you in. Every inch of you. I’m almost certain those green eyes are taking in every inch of me too, and it confuses me just a little. “You want something to eat?”

“Just coffee, please.”

That voice again and the hint of a smile, enough to make my knees a little weak and make me aware that I am barefoot and most likely disheveled. But despite that, something in the smile makes me feel sexy. It makes me remember when I wore heels and cared if I had on make-up and knew how to wear a short skirt. It startles me to realize that I like the feeling of his eyes on me. I can feel them as surely as I can feel the filthy, greasy floor under my feet. So, when I reach for his mug, I put my ass into it. Do a little pinup girl pose as my Aunt Dot used to call it, standing on tiptoes, though I don’t really have to, arching my back and pushing my ass out. And all the while I can feel his eyes roving over me as if they were his hands.

“Nice car.” I hand him the coffee as he glances out the window as if my words have made the car disappear. “First boyfriend had one just like it. Except blue. I’ve loved Impalas ever since.”

I get a slow nod and nothing more. My nerves force me forward and I’m rambling. Just trying to get him to talk, so I can hear that voice again. “So, you from around here?” I can tell that he isn’t. This man is passing through, but it might keep him talking. Finally, he tells me he’s headed to New York and this makes me curious. He looks as though he’s got a lot on his mind. He’s traveling in the middle of the night. He’s headed to New York though I can see the Maryland license plate through the window.

“Business or pleasure?” I’m shocked to hear how I draw out the word pleasure as if it’s a filthy word and I’m whispering it right in his ear.

“Nah, no pleasure in New York.” He draws the word out, too. Echoing me, I’m certain. Not mocking in any way. Maybe just letting me know that he’d caught how I had said it.

“That’s a shame,” I say but it comes out as a sigh. And then we’re staring. That slow burn turns into a shower of sparks and I have the urge to kiss him. Right there, over the counter. Just grab his face and kiss him. I haven’t been kissed in ages and I want to know what it feels like to touch that serious, set mouth. And when I feel like I might burst, I start laughing. The urge to kiss him gets worse when he starts laughing with me and I see those lines around his eyes in action. The way his mouth curves up and never quite loses its serious set, but loosens somehow.

“Listen, there’s a phone in the office—you can use if you want.” I try to tell myself I’m taking pity on him but I know deep down that part of me just wants to get him in the back. I haven’t made up my mind yet what I’ll do, but I know damn well which side is winning.

I don’t let myself think about it, I just do. This part right here is sealing my fate and I know it. I can feel him watching me again and I’m pretty sure he knows it, too. I lock the front door and hit the switch for the Open sign. I can hear its popping electric death from inside. It should have been replaced years ago. All the way through the swinging doors he watches me and it’s like being eaten alive and I love it. It makes me smile. A feeling I had forgotten. Want. Somebody wants me.

The kitchen is my territory and yet is seems unfamiliar with him behind me. I can hear him breathing, I can smell the new smell of him mixed in with all the mundane ones, and I can feel that electrical feeling of him staring—the awareness of an intense gaze raking my body. It’s as if I have never felt it before. I’m back at the sink, still stocked with rancid water and cracked dishes but it doesn’t bother me. He’s here and his presence is huge and a little scary, like a beautiful predator. So intriguing that your first instinct is trust. I turn to face him and, for just a moment, I’m afraid. Is he about to take something from me or am I giving it? This is not the smartest move I’ve made but I’d be a liar if I said I didn’t want it.

He looks me right in the eye. Not my tits. Not my dress. Nothing but my eyes, and that does it. I don’t question it, I just reach for him. The urge to kiss is now a compulsion. And we’re tangled. His hand pulling me close, almost crushing me to him. He tastes like cigarettes and salt. I work my hand into his button flies because now that one urge has been sated, another has taken its place—the need to feel his skin. His cock is already hard and I love the feel of him in my hand. Soft skin over hard length. Perfect.

“Turn around,” he growls and there it is again. That sizzle of fear shooting straight down the center of me. Growing around it, though, is an urgency, a nearly desperate desire to do what he says. Anything he says. Give him whatever he wants. Simply because he wants it. And because I can. He gauges my look and says a little softer, “Turn around. Show me your ass.”

So I do. I do it slowly, calling up in my memory how I had once loved to taunt a man. Make him pant. I know he’s watching me as I pull my dress up, taking my time. I can hear the whisper of cotton over nylon and the deeper sound of his breathing. I imagine his gaze. Never straying. Steady and hard where my hands move over my own body.

When he moves it’s so fast I can’t react. His hands bunch in my hose, yank at them, forcing my panties down in their wake. I gasp a little, wriggle just a touch, and toss them aside. I turn to look over my shoulder and watch him step back and observe me, eyes everywhere as if I am a work of art. I go with the feeling. The feeling of being beautiful and having someone look at me like they can’t not have me. His want is palpable and I can feel it settle over me like a mist.

I can hear him murmuring but it’s hard to make out so I just watch his face. I think I hear him say, “Not every girl has an ass like yours,” and I feel a perverse pleasure at the compliment he has offered.

Then his hands are on me. The kind of hands I like—large, rough, nicked from physical labor.

They push at me, knead me, travel my skin as if by memory. The heat spreads and my heart bangs. I’m not sure if it’s the desire or the danger or simply him. I don’t care. I’ve gone past thinking and now I want to feel.

“Fuck me.” The words tumble out of my mouth and he’s there. Right there. Ready.

His fingers move into me and my cunt clenches. Instinctive. Greedy. Even I know that’s not where he’s going with this, but that’s fine. It’s not normally my first choice but I will take it. Just the feel of him in me, moving with me, taking over. His wanting is what’s important—how is not the issue. His broad, blunt fingers are gone far too quickly but his mouth is on my skin and I feel my nipples go taut with a pleasure that’s nearly painful. My pussy is weeping, wanting something I’m positive it will not get. I feel him push against the bud of my asshole. Slowly.

Carefully. Making sure I am ready. I can feel his restraint. Hear it like a low electrical hum.

My pulse is fluttering in my throat and I find that I am ready. There is very little resistance, even as he pushes against me a little harder. “Do it,” I hiss, giving into the submissive need to be with this stranger. I give over to it even though the most feminine part of me is empty. His breath is harsh in my ear and I don’t even tense. I sink into it. Let him take me. This way, any way. The taking is what I want.

I move against him, loving the feel of his hand on my skin. Each thrust gets a little easier. Deeper. I enjoy each one a little more. I feel completely full. Filled to bursting and a little frenzied by the sounds he’s making. Hot breath on my back. Fingers roaming my skin. And when he clutches at me like I might drift away, hauling me against him so tight, I feel like I can’t breathe, I feel the first hesitant flicker. The fact that he’s fucking me is a joy. How much he wants it a pleasure. And the pleasure is coursing through my body with each greedy slide of his cock into my ass.

I can hear myself grunting like an animal, sighing, moving against him. His body tenses, arms trapping me and I know that this is about to end. Knowing soon it will be over means I want mine too. I finger my clit, my fingers are wet and the sound of his body crushing mine only makes them wetter. It doesn’t take much—baby strokes, butterflies walking over my skin. Three or four, maybe but I’m not counting because as I come in a long liquid wave, he’s coming with me. Panting like an animal, clutching me fiercely. He doesn’t even know I came. And that’s just fine with me.

I let him into the office and stand at the sink. The water isn’t so gray. When I look in the mirror over the sink, she’s back. The girl who can smile. The one who can wear a short skirt. He’s only in the office for two minutes or so. He walks out and smiles. Almost shy, almost apologetic.

“You’re beautiful,” he says as he’s getting ready to leave. I believe him, because now I agree with him.

“You never told me your name.”

It really doesn’t matter. But I would like to know. Just for posterity.

“Jake,” he says and that voice lights me up inside all over again. I hear the grumbling roar of the Impala’s engine. The headlights jump to life in the dark. And he pulls out. Gone.

I hit the switch and the Open sign jumps back to life. He was just what I needed. Could have used more of, actually. But he has the air of a man on a mission, one that his life may depend on. And maybe he’ll come back this way one day. A girl can always hope.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Pleasurists #52

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Editor’s Pick



  • Tantus Vamp by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter

  • I love this toy! The color is rather unique to most other realistic dildos. The subtle sparkle of the silicone makes it pretty without being too loud and obnoxious. The ridges and texture of the shaft of the toy feels marvelous, and the slightly curved prominent head of the toy feels fantastic.


    Note: I am endlessly amused by the Tantus Vamp, plus it was just Halloween, and Amber’s great review was too good to pass up as an editor’s pick. I just wish Tantus would make a sparkly red one, I’d be all about it.


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fangs or um...fangs?




I'm blogging at eXcessica today and asking you just that. Choose now! Fangs or fangs! :)~ heh heh.

Still riding my super sex high and still fully immersed in my WIP. Hope you have a down and dirty day!


XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

something to crow about...


Sorry, but I have to say, I just had the best sex. *blush*.

It was a rough evening for various reasons after a hectic day. I'm at the point in my WIP that I am pushing, pushing, pushing myself and when he picked at me (jokingly) I snapped. So then it was ick. Then it was "come here". Then it was "you need to learn when to calm down". Then it was "get upstairs". Then it was...better.

So, I had a super productive day with a severely blisfful wrap up though I am shifting a bit in my seat.

And the print. From Kitsch Boutique. Well, you damn well know I need the print to add to my collection of art. I am a crow collector. They show up in my work, in my home, and damn, they're always on my lawn or in my trees watching over me. This goes on the birthday list. Along with another night of what he just did to me.

Happy...uh...yeah, well it is--hump day, folks!

XOXO
Sommer

so i'm still hung up on the red hood thing...

And I stumbled over this at the Damsel In This Dress store on Etsy. Oh, my god, being a full-time writer, I am flabbergasted to admit: I have no words to tell you how bad I am coveting this thing!?

Isn't it spectacular? I mean...who has won lotto? Who will buy it for me! My birthday is swiftly approaching. I need this. I...want...it. Where is my sugar daddy?

But damn it is gorgeous and if you have the dough, buy it. Right now. Her work is phenomenal. [the "then give it to me" part is implied].


Woke up to some good non-erotica, non-sommer news. Chilly, feet are cold, mainlining coffee, trying to find crap on laptop and...have a day full of werewolves ahead of me. I broke 50K yesterday and did a happy little chair dance. Today I want to shoot for about 4K and maybe bring this baby home this week.

There was other stuff, but my brain is too busy wishing upon a star and coveting that corset. Off I go! Wish me luck! [may need to cut back on the java. way too many !!!!!'s in this post].

XOXO
Sommer

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

I confess...



Little Red Riding Hood by Night-Guardian at Deviant Art

I'm beyond a bit obsessed. I started looking for red capes a la Little Red last night online. I really want one. I have times when I want something out of the blue and it can be an all-consuming thing until I get past it or actually get what I'm coveting. I want a red cape.

It might be that the current book (coming up on 51K today!!) is about werewolves. I have wolves on the brain, so to speak. It might be that there is a red hooded cape in my book Bittersweet that comes out next week and it's a scene that sticks in my head. Not just the cape, though, the book contains some of my other writing markers, too.

I'm always curious as to other writers' writing markers (my word for it, don't know what you'd call it). There are a handful of things you will find scattered through my work if you know to look. A specific number, a certain kind of door, certain items of clothing, a few tag lines I use often that's sort of like putting a little wax seal on something to say it's mine.

Anyway, if you spot a red riding hoodish cape that will not bust my bank, give me a shout at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com, or share the link for all of us to see. Or someone drive down here (or up) and teach me how to use my easy you can knit! DVD. Because um...no. No, I can't.

And if you're in the sharing mood, tell me some of your markers. How do you scatter your own little bred crumbs to lead the reader to you in your books/work?
XOXO
Sommer

Monday, November 2, 2009

the best part of my braless, irate, barely controlled chaos day...

Hey, I got a super nice shout-out from a reviewer. My favorite part (you saw it coming):

My favorite stories from this anthology would have to be "Panty Lines" by Sommer Marsden... [more nice stuff follows]

How could that not be my favorite part? The rest of the great review of Hurts So Good: Unrestrained Erotica can be found on AT's blog. Thank you, AT for letting me know that someone had said nice things about me. That's why my panties were burning! Erm...ears!

I am braless, mildly angry, shouting "yeah, you have a big penis!!!" to jerks who nearly run me down in the parking lot, working on studly, aggressive, sex hungry werewolves and listening to this...



And you? How 'bout you????

XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday: Perfect Touch Satisfy Her



Perfect Touch Satisfy Her

I love this vibe! Truly. A weird funky, shiny black hard plastic casing hides a powerful, discreet, waterproof (gasp!) gem. As usual, I have gotten enamored with the higher speeds. I loved the look and feel of this vibe, but the Perfect Touch Satisfy Her had me at speed five. Speed five is my best-best speed. It is the speed of happy smiles and relaxed women everywhere. Who invented speed five? I would like to give him/her a hug.

Beyond all the speed five glee, the Personal Touch Satisfy Her is fairly quiet, it has a push button for operation, so you just keep that trigger finger going until you find a speed of vibration you like (I recommend five). Perfectly angled to model the curve of a finger, it can be used internally (and looking at the angle, give it a shot, ladies) but was designed specifically for external use. I think that means it's aerodynamic and race car sleek where the clit is concerned.

However you bend it or fold it or keep it on speed five, I loved the Personal Touch Satisfy Her. One of my favorite toys of the year. The UPS man dropped it, nestled in a plain brown box, on my porch and I don't think either of us knew how much he was going to change my day for the better. Let's recap: Discreet, easy to clean, five speed, push button, waterproof, shiny lovely colors (others available) and only $19.99...I think this is called a win-win. And make sure you take a nice long tour of speed five. Several times!

XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, November 1, 2009

sexy snippet


I'm reading a book, taking notes as they come to me for my WIP, watching Psych, taking down Halloween decorations, etc. I figured I needed one more thing to do so I'm putting up a nibble of Corporeal because I realized I haven't yet.

Off I go to deal with plots, a good horror book, some fake rats and um...eventually bed, I think.

XOXO
Sommer

He had my shorts down now. My hands splayed on the bright yellow and white daisy wallpaper. He pushed it all down to tangle around my ankles. I moved to the side, I wanted him to understand. He caught me up in his big hands, turning me. He dropped to his knees, kissing along my lower back, over each cheek of my bottom. He whispered words I could not hear until I was all warmed through like he was my private sun.

I jerked to the side and tried again, "Listen Grant, I need you to understand. It's not your time. You're in my time."

"I know that. I know it's different. I know. Stand still. It's fine, Nix."

There it was again. Nix. I had never told him my name.

I darted to the other side, "And how do you know my name? I never told you." I tried to sound firm. I sounded winded and sexy and breathless like some horny sexpot.

Grant caught me up again, taking me down in some fast but gentle dead man wrestler move. "You won't stop moving, will you? Damn." He grinned, entirely sexy and wolfish. He kept my wrists pinned in one steely hand and wrestled his belt off with the other. My womb turned molten, my pussy wetter than I imagined possible. I knew it was coming and yet, I writhed under him and made soft needy scared sounds when he secured my upper arms above my head, threaded his belt around them and then buckled it on the very last hole. I was tethered there, on my back, arms above my head, Grant over me. His lips came down on my belly, the muscles buckling and jumping under his soft kisses.

"Oh, you have to let me go," I said, and even I didn't believe me.

"I will. When I’m done." Grant kissed the outsides of my thighs so my body stuttered over the tile. So very unsexy of me, but he was grinning. "And just so you're at peace while I fuck you, I know your name because I can read your mind."

I went still like a corpse.

"That scared you," he murmured, parting my thighs but only kissing the soft skin above my knees so I trembled. "Not your mind, really. I misspoke, Nix, Nikita. I can read your...heart. Does that make sense?"

He had addressed my fears every time they reared up. And when he looked up from licking my kneecaps and grinned, I saw it in his eyes. It did not make sense. Not by any stretch of the imagination. But I believed him because he was telling me the truth.

Grant looked worried for a moment and my heart broke a little for him. How must he feel? I heard Maggie in my head Ah, he died rebelling against false love and looking for true love.

"It doesn’t make sense," I said, spreading my thighs willingly now. Giving him access to my body and praying he took it. "But I believe you."

Grant nodded, kissing all the way to my ankles and back. He licked his fingers before dancing them over my clit and then up into me, testing me. "That means more than you know. That too," he said, nodding to my arms, bound above my head in his brown leather belt that smelled like warm man and leather oil.

I did trust him it seemed, because I had all but forgotten that I was bound. "Grant?"

"Yes, Nikita?"

When he used my full name it was so intimate I blushed. No one called me that anymore. "Can you? Can you please?" I slipped my hips higher, moving to his mouth, begging with my body.

Where is my belt? Actually, where's the man's belt? ;)

XOXO
Sommer

And the winner is...


And the spooky giveaway winner chosen by my mystical random number generator is [eerie drum roll here]: booklover0226!! I have a copy of The Seekers ~ Collection: A Short Story Anthology for you and some other fun stuff.

So, Yay! and thank you all for sharing. On the blog and behind the scenes in emails. I had so much fun reading your spooky tales. booklover please email me at hot4sommer at yahoo dot com and give me your address and I'll get your goodies in the mail.

Hope everyone had a great day/night yesterday. I know I did, but I'm still scrubbing off makeup and making sure I actually have a shape out of the house coat. Whew. I do!

XOXO
Sommer

Saturday, October 31, 2009

and the one titled


Drunk Hon. Though I wasn't. But I'm about to be. Happy Halloween, hons! Night...

XOXO
Sommer

It's hard to rock a house coat...

But away we go. Happy Halloween, hons!

XOXO
Sommer
p.s. Not sure if I'm a hon or Divine! haha. Wonder Woman was waaaaaaaaaaaaay more flattering but not nearly as much fun!

Have a Happy Halloween and enjoy your...


Hey, I have those socks! I might have to pull them out for later. After we go out for candy. When it's time for my tricks and treats. Heh heh.

XOXO
Sommer the Hon

final day to Boo!


...me and tell me your ghost stories for my Halloween giveaway. Today is your last day to tell me of the ghost cat on your block or the former landlady who still turns off all the lights at a specific time. Or just the time you knew someone else was in the room with you but when you turned...*gasp!* no one was there. Share, share, share.

Perfectly spooky photo block from this store on Etsy. I love it. My kids would kill for that down in the living room on the wall with the cluster of work (crows, angels, cemeteries etc.). I might have to put it on my birthday list. Gosh, a month from tomorrow I will be older. Guess it's better than deader, yeah?? ;)

We're taking off for a party in a bit, band of misfits includes one Cleopatra (girl child), one Sheldon from Big Bang Theory ("Bazinga!"-boy child) and one Baltimore House Hon (moi) and the man for security. Heh.

Happy Halloween, everyone! Hope you have a perfectly spooky day!

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, October 30, 2009

Lyric Whore Strikes Again...

I blogged once upon a time when I lived in the land of I-only-have-a-myspace-blog that I was a lyric whore. That's right, I called myself a lyric whore. Because I am. You can win me over with lyrics any day. Even if I don't like your voice, or your band, or your hair, or the swagger when you walk, if you have good lyrics, lyrics that speak to me--I will bend to your will.

True Story.

Which brings me to the song above. It is none of the bad and all of the good. I like all aspects of John Doe's voice. I like his hair and his shirt and his swagger. I love Cindy Wasserman's voice, too. And if you indulge me for a moment, hit play, listen to the words they are singing for you, you will hear how most really good relationships play out. It's not always pretty or easy or fun, but it is intense. If you're really in love, need someone, breathe them in during the day and then keep them in your heart all through the night...this is sort of what it sounds like.

This song just blew my mind and stole my heart. Back to my wolves.

XOXO
Sommer

Thursday, October 29, 2009

and by "little" i mean huge...

I have had a game plan in mind for writing. A general one, but still a plan. A plan as far and as my meager planning skills go. Here it is: I wanted to get in a lot of books and be on some important sites and really write my ass off. And then I would back off of being in everyone else's books and focus on mine.

Simple, right?

I thought so.

So, I've done that. I have a bookshelf upstairs filled with books edited by some of the best of the best and I am so beyond proud to be in each and every one of them! But this year I started to focus more on my work. All of my multiple projects (I am a glutton for chaos). That means less submitting to the calls for submissions that go out and more time spent on me. And it's been great! Plus, I'm still getting into anthologies, but I'm not making a point to submit to every single one that goes out. No. Big. Deal.

Until I started rearranging my side bar to make it current. I had less books in the Coming Soon section than I have in ages. That was when I had a little panic attack despite the laundry list of upcoming releases and awaited projects. And by 'little' I mean big. Big, huge, my god I have not turned myself inside out and hit every call panic attack. See, for about a year, I did both. All the calls plus balls to the wall working on my own stuff. It was too much even for a 24/7/365er like me.

It will be fine, though. Right. Sure it will. No worries here. I just have to breathe. Focus on my expected books and novellas and be more selective about what I feel like I can accomplish. Be a bit more realistic.

But I'm a million mile an hour girl, and I admit, I'm still freaked out a bit. And by a bit I mean...well, you get it...



XOXO
Sommer
p.s. The book I'm working on now is werewolves, so the super cool, super hot Haven sent me the song "Of Wolf and Man" by Metallica. So, I went and found this to let you hear what's been running through my head today as I worked.

Just find your sense of rhythm and timing perfect...



This just in, my very first email arrived from a reader about my Ellora's Cave Quickie CORPOREAL. As you can imagine, I'm tickled pink.

...LMAO! Just find your sense of rhythm and timing perfect, keeps the story clicking along so you feel like you can't get your breath but you have to keep reading! Just loved this story, wonderful!

K.A.

I love it when I make it so you can't get your breath and have to keep reading. It is, in fact, what I live for. Thank you for taking the time to email me, K. I love to hear from people. It makes me all giddy and girly and blushy. Which is always fun to get the blood flowing.

XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I have...

...three robes. A red one he bought me our first Christmas together, a blue short silk robe I bought and a kimono. But when I'm cold and not feeling super great-or just totally wiped out like today-I reach out for a robe because I'm chilly and... still end up with his. After fourteen years, his robe is way better than any of mine. And there are few things that can rival the smell of him. I'm just saying...

XOXO
Sommer

Kinky Kindle (and more)


Yay, Kinky For Christmas went live on Kindle! (wow say that only half awake with less than a cup of coffee in you) For less than a fancy coffee drink, you can have two of my favorite Christmas stories ever. Originally run for the holiday at Ruthie's Club, they're now only available together in this mini-volume.

KFC (heh) can be purchased for your Kindle, in multiple formats at Smashwords and from the lovely folks at 1RomanceEbooks.

blurb:

KINKY FOR CHRISTMAS brings you two tales of holiday heat.

In "Accosting Santa", Abigail Halpern wants a nice quiet Christmas Eve alone. Instead of attaining peace and her favorite dinner, she spies a false Santa creeping through her neighbor's yard. Her single-mom neighbor with a small daughter who Abby happens to adore. So, she does what any woman would do, turns spontaneous hero and tackles the stranger. Turns out, he's there for a very good reason. And when he's done his good deed, this particular Santa ends up making Abigail's snowy Christmas Eve hotter than her little fireplace ever could.

In "I Can Stuff Your Stocking", Prudence has to prove that she's still fun! The divorce didn't suck all the life out of her, did it? When she finds herself in line at the mall to prove her "fun-ness" by sitting on Santa's lap (plus there's a ski trip as a prize!) she doesn't think it can get any worse. Until she finds out the Santa is her ex-husband Jack. But it isn't as bad as it seems because this faux Santa might have a van instead of a sleigh but he remembers how to jingle her bells and sugar her plums. Jack's out to prove to Prudence that things can still get hot for them no matter how cold the weather.

It's never too early to treat yourself to something shiny and nice. Okay, and dirty, too.
XOXO
Sommer

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

a few marks for remembrance...


So I saw Eric standing for the first time tonight as we sat, sipping wine, watching True Blood: The Complete First Season (HBO Series)


Mmm...I have to say, as it stands we are #1 Eric; #2 Sam; #3 Bill; but I admit to a secret thing for that lesbian vampire. Whew.

Given the chance, as I've said, I take the lycans over the vamps. But I love a good vamp, no lie. I've even written about them. Because if you know anything about me from my blog, you know I like a good sharp bite and a few marks for remembrance.

XOXO
Sommer

eep!

I'm so excited. The mailman brought me a mailing envelope and in it were these books! My story Still Life is in Best Women's Erotica 2010 (one of the most intense things I've ever written) and my story Satisfaction Guaranteed is in Peep Show: Tales of Voyeurs and Exhibitionists (one of my favorite male characters, poor baby).

They are both fabulous and beautiful and chock full of cool people like Alison Tyler, Heidi Champa, Emerald, Elizabeth Coldwell and Craig J. Sorensen. Wooohoo! I'll be toasting my pretty books after dinner!

XOXO
Sommer

And as your side?


We are adventurous eaters here at Camp Marsden. We try new things, make our kids try new things and generally keep an open mind about cuisine. Something that has amped up since the whole gluten-free life for me thing started. Last night at dinner, we had homemade corn tortillas (the man has perfected these for me, no lie!), fajita style beef, guacamole, sour cream, cheese etc. Someone said something about an unusual food (being Bizarre Foods and No Reservation fans around here) and boy child, who is a natural comic and can riff on anything, said: "Yeah, Dad's serving barbecued parrot with a side of leper."

Dead. Fucking. Silence.

"I think he means leopard," said cool as a cucumber, gifted and talented, unflappable girl child.

And then all you could hear for about six minutes straight was a cacophony of laughter. All night long. Would you like a side of leper with that? I think they serve that with a side of leper? Can you pass the chips, I want to reheat my leper...

Ah, it is the little stuff that makes me happy. Like when my sister thought the song was "Burn to Death" not Bernadette or the guy at my office thought it was a Christmas Reef or...well, you get the picture.

It's raining and cold and I am busting hump on this new book. I'm excited for lunch. I'm having a reheated tortilla, some beef, and a little smidgen of leper on the side...

XOXO
Sommer

Monday, October 26, 2009

Craft Whore!





Boy does Amazon have me pegged. They sent me a notice for the Big Green Book of Recycled Crafts ( Leisure Arts #4802) today and I am coveting. I make a huge amount of crafts for the holidays. My hat box photo boxes are still talked about. You think I'm kidding because my fame (hahaha ha!) comes from being a dirty girl. But I am also a crafty girl. I am both. I am in fact a craft whore! And I want this book.

Do you see what I see (she says as she starts making a list of stuff to be made for Christmas)? A wine bottle cozy/gift bag made from a upcycled sweater! I mean...they had me at wine.

This is going on the birthday list. For sure.

XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday: Symphony Rhapsody


Symphony Rhapsody ( Purple)


Evolved. I can't say enough good things about what I've seen from them so far. I really liked the Rhapsody a lot. I like the pretty shiny, candy color and the fantastic packaging it comes in. The slick bad-ass tin is really a fetching way to store a toy and there's something about the shiny red box that makes you feel like a rock star when you undo the clasps to open it. The Rhapsody is sleek and soft to the touch and super duper quiet just like the Fleur-De-Lis Silky G. Both toys were amazingly powerful for being so discreet. How do they do that?

The Symphony Rhapsody is waterproof--always a perk--and has three speeds. My only dislike is that tacky texture of it. I believe it's a rubber blend, almost with a jelly feel (though not jelly). I much prefer the silky silicone slide of the Fleur. But that is, overall, a personal preference and has nothing to do with anyone but me. I know people who die for the fleshier feel of some of the rubber/jelly-like toys.

The Symphony Rhapsody's three happy speeds will have you crooning in no time. Hey, you can even sing in the shower with this one. So far, Evolved is rocking my world. The Armor Piercing Bullet was a hit, as was the Fleur (still a personal fave) and now with the Symphony Rhapsody, well, the beat goes on. Happiness in the key of O.

XOXO
Sommer
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Sunday, October 25, 2009

instant addiction


Seriously. I have been stalking and waiting and checking to get my hands on this series. We got the premium package a while ago but no season ones were available and I could not start a series in a chaotic way. Hey, I'm a bit flaky and wild and can be not so linear but I do NOT start a series out of order. Shows, movies or books!

May I just say, I woke up singing the theme song in my head. And it inspired me to kick off my Sunday morning with a...uh...bang. Nothing says lazy Sunday like dirty mussed sheets, am I right? And I also cannot wait to jump into episode 4 tonight. And I love Sam, he makes me hot. And...um...DON'T SPEAK A WORD THAT WOULD GIVE ANYTHING AWAY! I am walking around with True Blood blinders on until I'm all caught up. 'Cause I'm a sucker for sexy vamps (ba-dum-dum-duh! Thank you, I'll be here all day!)

XOXO
Sommer
Here. We need to hear this song again.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Argh, bend over, matey!


Okay, so if it were these two telling me to bend over...hey, we could negotiate. But the point of this post is that I have found my first real case of my work being pirated.

Don't worry, don't worry. The place has been notified in all respects. The fancy words like copyright infringement have been flung about and I'm sure it will get worked out. After all, it is a big internet (is this not the term we have been instructed to call it now? I now 'web' is dead) and shit gets messed up, lost, stolen, hijacked and redone. So...

I have to admit, though, a very very very very tiny drunken toasting with man after the release of my new book yesterday had a tiny tiny tiny flash of "Moi? Pirating moi?" [blush]. And it only lasted for a second. I guess in my mind, if someone would take a few moments to even do that, then I must be a good writer. Right?...Right?

Bottom line, I give away loads of stuff, including review copies when my publisher allows. I send buttons and book copies and postcards and candy and...well, you get the picture. So, instead of ripping me off for a copy of one of my books, invest in reading my blog, hanging out, commenting on a post now and again and chances are you might get lucky. With a book or a prize. Not with me. Well, unless you're those boys up there. Then we'll talk.

Speaking of free books, there's still time. Did Uncle Nelson come to play his old phonograph on his 100th birthday though he'd been dead for twenty years? Did a long lost lover appear out of the mist when you played your song on the day of his death? Or did some big ass shadow just scare you so bad you wet yourself and you don't have any clue what it was? And don't want to know! Any or all of the above could win you a copy of The Seekers ~ Collection: A Short Story Anthology in paperback and some sweet treats to nibble while you read. Tell us your ghostly tales and you could walk away with some booty. No eye patch required...

XOXO
Sommer

Friday, October 23, 2009

[gasp]

And there I am. Here is a surreal and gorgeous screen shot~





Corporeal is up. Live! Heh, live. That's funny. Anyway, there I am. I have waited and waited and waited and now I have forgotten every damn thing I was going to say. Hell. But, it sure is pretty! Yay!

That will have to do. That is my super coherent blog for the day. "Yay". And here is the blurb:


Nix Matthews inherits an old farmhouse from her long-lost cousin twice removed. Or something like that. What she doesn’t know is that it comes with a resident ghost.

Thanks to a sudden summer storm, a well-placed bolt of lightning and a stubborn streak a mile wide, Nix gets to meet her ghost up close and personal. Turns out Grant died looking for true love and is now determined to make up for lost time in the romance and hot sex departments. Nix is more than willing to help him. They can worry about the whole
should be dead thing later.


XOXO

Sommer

Thursday, October 22, 2009

You really need to...

Read this book! Seriously. I finished No Doors, No Windows: A Novel last night and wanted to turn back to page one and start again. It has been--oh, let's just say it--a crappy year on the book front for me. For every book I've read that I've told you I liked, there have been six I stopped reading. And one--goodness, help me--that I stuck out to the very end and read and then wanted to just...run headfirst into a wall because I had wasted two weeks of my life slogging through it. I kept hoping for the writer to redeem himself and...nope.

Lucky for me this book was the complete (and blissful) opposite of that book (aka the worst book ever or the book that would not die). No Doors, No Windows grabbed my by the throat from the first page. And it didn't let go until the end. I was massively impressed with the plot, I was (I'll admit it) spooked and on edge a few times-and I don't spook easy, and I was completely enamored with Joe Schreiber's talent at writing a damn good book. It is a book that I would only lend out under penalty of death. It's living on my shelf. And it will be read again. And again. And probably, knowing me when I find books that resonate with me...again. Repeat as necessary.

I'd like to thank Joe Schreiber (who I do not know in the least but think would totally be a great guy to sit and have a (gluten free) beer with) for a 120% non-sucky book and the best reading week of my year thus far!

XOXO
Sommer

one


day to go for my new book Corporeal! Just one, that means tomorrow. How many? One. Numero Uno. The big cheese. We're number one! The Big O! Wait...that is an orgasm. But still, I like it, I'm going to leave it.

Wow. I can't believe it's tomorrow. And as my blog readers breathe a huge sigh of relief that I am done this countdown, I say...hey! tomorrow I am an Ellora's Cave author and also..hey! this time I counted...well, I counted right.
Alert. The. Media. ;)

XOXO
Sommer

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I would dance with danger if...


he were dancing with me! Whew! My brand new froggy friend Desiree Holt has a smoking hot release today. Dancing With Danger is available now from Ellora's Cave. Here is the blurb:

Rachel Windsor knew nothing about Gabriel Peralta except that he was walking sex appeal. He blew into her life without notice, here today then always gone on a puff of wind. But each time he appears, he does things to her body that even her fantasies haven’t conjured up, driving her to orgasms that shake her like a raging storm. His mouth knows every inch of her body. The imprint of his intimate kisses linger long after he disappears.

Now he’s back again, his life unexpectedly on the line. But even in the danger zone his sexual demands are more scorching than ever and this time, Rachel is determined not to lose him—or the erotic lifestyle that binds them.

If that tickled your fancy, you can read an excerpt here. Make sure there's ice in your freezer. Or your pants ;) Heh. Sometimes I crack myself up.

XOXO
Sommer

two

...more days till Corporeal is out! Wohoo!

Today's number is two. Speaking of two (love this shoddy segue), last night I had not one, but two works on two different Amazon lists. Lucky 13 was number 87 on the top 100 of erotica anthos. That damn near blanked out my mind, but then I scrolled down and Lightning Rod was number 55 in the top 100 on Kindle for Ghost fiction!

And no, I did not have a clear enough head to take screen shots. Damn!

I have never even noticed ranking, probably because I have never ranked. But there I was ranking twice in one night. I wish I had stumbled on it earlier because I have no idea if I was up any higher. Bottom line is...I don't care! I had a rank!

That may seem like no big deal to most of you, but I never thought I'd hit any list, so I'm not actually touching my seat as I type this. Lucky 13 fell off the list as quickly as she clawed her way...I mean as quickly as she appeared. Lightning Rod is holding strong at #64. Makes sense. He's armed. Lots of people are afraid of lightning.

Did I mention two more days to Corporeal. What do you mean, yes, yes, you crazy woman, you did...Two. Days. Eep!



Tuesday, October 20, 2009

three


days to go! Three nymphs, three sisters on Charmed, three French hens, the trinity, three blind mice...I'm out.

I am definitely vibratey at this point. The only thing that settles me is working on this book I'm working on. And I have the sniffles and sneezes...again. But we are not even going there.

XOXO
Sommer

Monday, October 19, 2009

*whew* is it hot in here?


Red hot, might I say? The ever-loveable Saskia Walker has a brand-spanking new collection, Unleashed, out today with eXcessica. Yay for her! And my favorite story is inside. Yay for me! I mean, really...have you ever read "Sign Your Name"? It is worth the price of this book alone. And it's only one of twenty tales. So no matter how you look at it, it is a steal. Go here to steal yours or to your favorite ebook vendor.

Molly stared at the pen in his hand, immediately aroused and self-aware. The key to her kink was right there in his hand. She liked to be written on-in fact it aroused her to the point where she could come from that act alone. This was the time to show him, then she could see how he would react.

She took a deep breath. “Tell you what…” Her voice sounded shaky, and she hated that. She didn’t want this to go wrong. She wanted him. Badly. “Why don’t you give me your number? It’ll be better that way. Really, I promise.”

Before he could question her, or show doubt about why she’d said that, she shoved her forearm out across the counter between them, pulling up the sleeve of her top. She ran her finger up and down the soft, sensitive skin on the inside of her forearm. “Write it…here. Please.”

Would he laugh at her? One corner of his mouth was still lifted and stayed that way. He toyed with the pen, his eyes assessing. Her breath was trapped in her throat. A moment later he slowly moved one hand and held her wrist down on the counter with it, while he began to write on the spot she had indicated with the other.

His hand around her wrist was warm and strong, sure. And then-oh. The pressure he applied through the ballpoint on her skin made her nerves leap, the sensation chasing itself up her arm and through her body, flooding her with arousal. She bit her lip.

He looked up from the place he was writing and back at her. She could tell he’d sensed this wasn’t just about exchanging numbers. A needy moan escaped her lips.

He stared; one eyebrow lifted, the pen, also. “Did I hurt you?”

“No.” She could barely get that one small word out, and when she did, it was with a breathless, relieved sigh. “I like it.” She shrugged. “It makes me really hot. I’m wired weird. I just wanted you to know. Up front.”

She snatched her arm away, bracing herself for the disbelieving laughter, the snide remark. Tension hung in the air between them, seemingly endless. Then he looked down at the countertop. What was he thinking?
He glanced up. “Kinky girl, huh?”

She stared him directly in the eye, her heart beating fast as she braced herself for rejection. “Does it bother you?”

“Quite the opposite,” he replied, and flashed her a grin. “If I know what turns you on, it gives me power… and it just so happens I like to be in charge.”

God. Where is my fan? Alison Tyler sent me one once. A pretty paper fan. I could sure use it right now.
XOXO
Sommer

four


days to go. Okay, I am officially getting tingly over my release at Ellora's Cave. Corporeal is one of my favorite works I've written this year and I can't wait for it to be unleashed into the world. Did I say unleashed? Gosh, that sounds sort of evil queen-ish, I meant released. Heh heh.

And can I tell you how bad I covet these champagne flutes? One for each season. Anyone want to buy them for me? Sure you do! Oh, fine. Maybe I'll have to save up for them myself. They are just that awesome.

So, four. Four seasons, four elements, The Four Tops, Four on the Floor, four calling birds...etc etc etc.

Four. Days. To. Go! Yay!

XOXO
Sommer

My Dirty Monday: Cloud 10 Head Massager




We tried this out the other night. I was randomly running my fingers through the man's barely existent hair (he keeps it super short) and he was purring like a little kitty cat. And ding, ding, ding! I remembered my Cloud 10 Head Massager. It vibrates, don't ya know. So I told him about it and he asked me what the hell I was waiting for and I ran upstairs quick like a bunny and got it. I put in the batteries and locked and loaded, I went at his scalp with my alien experiment looking device.

It was a hit. He loved it. The little prongy things were a relaxing on his scalp. I even found a spot where if I pushed down a bit (think pushing a lever toward the heels of his feet once the thing is on his head like the futuristic brain sucker it resembles) he shivered. I "accidentally" hit that spot several times just to see him dance (dance, puppet, dance!). And like magic, he shivered every time.

I did not realize at first (because I am prone to getting excited and not really examining the box) that it was 'dual purpose', meaning the handle disengages to become a vibrator. But when it popped off in my hand and he was still wearing the prongs and I was suddenly holding a purple vibe, it became fairly evident.

Overall, a hearty thumbs up, because once he was done shivering and was all relaxed, it was my turn to um...shiver. My only wish is that the handle didn't disengage as easily. It's pretty shocking to go from head massage to wielding a vibrator in 0.2 seconds. Okay, maybe less shocking for me than for other folks, but still. Be forewarned, the brain sucker can come loose from its vibrating housing unit. But a vibrator is a vibrator, so ultimately...it's all good.

XOXO
Sommer
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